A legit one, not the kind you smoke. I would consider doing this for an ex or two, because they suck, just like roaches. And by suck I mean they are douches, but, they don't have a Name a Douche program (Note to self: make this happen!) so, a roach will do. But, if you think your Sweetie Pie will find this romantic, than hell, do it for them. I got caught up typing and forgot to explain what this is. You can pick a roach at the Bronx Zoo online, and name it after someone. Sort of like naming a star, but way less dreamy and romantic. The cool part is, if you shell out an extra $15 they will send you a customized chocolate roach replica. Mmmmm chocolate roach.

Ch-ch-check it!

http://www.bronxzoo.com/roach/