Top Signs Your Presidential Campaign Is In Trouble Created by jerrdog on 7/19/2011 12:40:40 PM
So Newt Gingrich's presidential campaign is already $1 million in debt. So on that note, I thought I'd post some other signs that your presidential campaign is basically screwed_
- Your campaign rallies leave more people disappointed than "Zookeeper".
- Your only campaign promise is to cleam up Washington....DENZEL Washington.
- Your liason with gay voters is Tracy Morgan.
- In order to pick up more youth voters, you carve a lightening bolt in your forehead.
- Your slogan is "Hope and Change...and METH!"
- In the latest Arizona poll, you're trailing a Mexican. (Ouch)
- When you lean in to kiss newborn babies, they mace you.
- Your stances on issues change as much as your sex does.
- You blew all your campaign funds on those red, white and blue foam hats.
- "Bringing Sexy Back" is your slogan...even though you know it's take years and trillions of dollars to actually bring sexy back.
- Giving your speeches in Auto-Tune is the only way to get anyone's attention.
- You skipped a human rights rally to get a good spot in line for "Harry Potter".
- Reporters describe you as "Tim Pawlenty withouth the charisma."
- Even after you give him your e-mail password, Rupert Murdoch won't hack into your phone.
- The only social media you use is MySpace. (Nice)
- Campaign bus? No. Campaign VAN? YES!
- Your strategy in New Hampshire and Iowa is to focus on the black voters.
And finally- You get visably aroused whenever you hear the word "caucus".
Hope you enjoyed!!
